Daily Archives: January 30, 2009

Camelot

As the JFK presidency was compared to Camelot, so is our current President’s. The lore is great about King Arthur and his knights and kingdom.

Some say it began here, in Scotland.

So, friend Karen and I went to Craigmillar Castle, where Mary, Queen of Scots spent some time (try to go to a castle where she didn’t spend some time, in Scotland). I proposed that there should be a placque in every castle Mary, Queen of Scots, slept in.

Anyway the hill behind the castle, taken from the rooftop (the surrounds of the rooftop as the occupants took the actual roof with them when they left) is called Arthur’s Seat.

On the other side is Holyrood Castle, the Queen’s (UK) official residence in Scotland and across the street from the modern houses of parliament. Scotland is trying to become its own government once again, and while I applaud them for it I don’t know how they’ll live. Fish and sheep and premier knitwear is not enough. Then again, I’m not a student of UK economics, just someone who loves the people and culture and lived there several months.

Even without a roof, Craigmillar is well-preserved. The south side of the hill now houses poorer folks, who probably take public transit into the city of Edinburgh each day. That’s how we got there and it was not easy. But we got there and could imagine Arthur and his knights and their horses, surrounding the area and protecting the castle.

It will take a knight to take us out of the debacle we’ve woven ourselves into. We do deserve some blame for this financial morass.

The knights of the round table are long gone, if they ever existed. I believe they existed in some form, somewhere. This would be a perfect place for them. Good dreams are useful! Cheers, Dee

Chicago

There’s been some interest from Chicago. Now an ex-gov Blago isn’t a problem anymore. He blamed it all on his “friends.”

If the Feds bugged my phone they’d have a wonderful time listening to me ordering dog food, saying ten words to my husband or talking to my mother-in-law about new goats.

Perhaps living in Chicago isn’t a bad thing after all. Except I’m sure Jim will require more foul weather gear. Dee

Beanie Weenies

I’ve been so upset with political and job woes and have to get back to food. Jim called me to join a gathering this evening that was enjoyable. An eclectic collection of folks and while Jim found someone to talk to about software the others talked about a variety of things.

At some point, my blog was pulled up and scrutinized. I got a thumbs-up. We brought some chips, salsa and beer and fresh cherries. The cherries got the most scrutiny from a cherry expert.

I wanted to tell you about our beloved Steve. He’s Jim’s uncle, a bit slow mentally, but he has his issues and makes them known. He’s really into trains. Taking a train is the best, but having three different gauge tracks running around the room and ceiling is fantastic. We helped do that the first year I met Jim, a couple of months before we married.

As we may move, I’m working our way through our ersatz pantry and I always keep a can of Beanie Weenies around. Elsewhere in the country you don’t know what I’m talking about but it’s basically franks and beans.

If I make something Stevie doesn’t like or won’t eat I go to the can of Beanie Weenies. A couple of years ago we took Nanny and Steve to a local restaurant that does the Asian grill and fire and all because Jim thought Steve would like it. Steve loved the fire and acrobatics but only ate a couple of pieces of teriyaki chicken because that’s what he likes. And that’s why I keep that can around, always hoping that he and Nanny will visit.

Going through the pantry, I find a life that I might have to leave behind. Beans used for pie weights. Sicilian babas in limoncello, hearts of palm, artichoke hearts, et al.

Some, like partial containers of pasta, have no meaning for me but the babas do. They’re from Rocco who’s restaurant was next door to our flat in Scotland.

You might be interested in knowing that the most popular hit on this site is “How to Eat a Concord Grape.” More people want to know about Concord grapes than about the writer of this blog!

Food is that important, tastes and smells from childhood will be with me forever. I hope you’ll stick with me for a while, too. Cheers, Dee

Interview With a Banker

Q: What are you doing with our money (taxpayers)
A: We stuck it in the vault. (banks)

Q: Are you lending to homeowners and car buyers?
A: No way! This is our money.

Q: Aren’t you in the business of taking our money, making investments and lending it to homeowners and such?
A: Yes, but not right now. Now it’s all ours and we’re taking it and using some of it to pay bonuses to top earners, who took even more of your money.

Q: So if I want to buy a house or car, I can’t get money to do so.
A: Right.

Q: My money is in your bank and I can’t get a loan.
A: Right again.

Q: So my money is with you and you won’t lend money. We taxpayers just gave you billions so we’re lending/giving money to you?
A: Right again.

Q: Have you ever given money to a loan applicant?
A: That would be a no, sir.

Q: Do you charge interest on your loans?
A: You bet. As much as we can get, and even more on credit cards, those suckers don’t care if their 42″ plasma TV cost $3,500 and ends up costing $8,000.

Q: Do you consider these billions from us taxpayers a loan or a gift? If it’s a loan, what is our interest rate?
A: Surely it’s a gift. After all, we deserve it. We just gave $18.4 billion of your money out to buy Ferarris and pre-war six-room condos overlooking Central Park. We’re just looking out for the interests of, well not our clients or shareholders, just us. And we think that’s just peachy keen in this economic environment. Sorry, gotta go, my wife’s new Mercedes is about to drive up with a big red bow on it and the kids need to come out to show their appreciation.

That’s all, folks, thanks for listening.